manhatingmermaid:

Audrey says “fuck your gender roles”

(Source: stelmarias)

inarina:

Based on a conversation I had with my brother

WE TALK ABOUT JEAN A LOT

whoviandreamer:

whimsicalspecks:

evanedinger:

migrated:

change the direction of the train if you concentrate

I just spent 5 minutes doing this, and now my brain hurts

I started playing Bach inventions in my head and it went in both directions at once.

OMFG

(Source: dpaf)

sarah-urie:

foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class

starsdiver:

mond0:

vanishingfootprints01:

mond0:

*breaks a crayola crayon in half* H*CK the haters!!! *stomps on a caprisun pouch*

What “bad word” is h*ck…..? Isn’t this tumblr…?

yeah and on tumblr we dont fucking swear you fucking nerd

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

quadrangledreality:

Okay, so Jake’s last name is ENGLISH, referring to Lord English who is a skeleton guy.

And Jade’s last name, HARLEY is also the name of a motorcycle brand.

And Jake and Jade are related to each other in a parallel universe sort of way.

But you know who is a skeleton guy who rides a motorcycle? Ghost Rider, who was played by NIC MOTHERFUCKIN CAGE.

So what if Jake English and Jade Harley is just a fucking Nic Cage joke.

persiah:

dogprobs:

OMG I CANT BREATHE

(Source: thformat)

prussiastuck:

OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY

ROXY’S POWER

IS STEALING THE NOTHINGNESS FROM NOTHING 

THAT’S THE FUCKING BEST THING I’VE HEARD ALL GODDAMN DAY

IMAGINE YOU HAD NO MONEY

STEAL THE EMPTINESS FROM YOUR WALLET AND GO BUY LIKE 19 FROZEN PIZZAS

roundtop:

I’m not like most girls. I’m like all girls. I am the alpha girl and the omega girl. I have many faces, and I am called by many names, not all of which are audible to human ears. I contain multitudes. I am legion. All shall be assimilated.

totalspiffage:

insecureillustrator:

typette:

these are awesome, it’s like am action battle skirt. just high enough not to step on, the front has ample leg maneuverability, and it looks rad. Want

I ummed and ahhed about reblogging this to my art main for a few days, because I wasn’t sure any of you guys would want to see my fashion designs. That’s right, this is my skirt design, you can buy it from Chicstar.com, and it’s my name on the label. If I sound proud, it’s because I am! I don’t know jack about fashion so when I succeeded in getting this and several others through the Chicstar system I was over the moon! Chuffed to buggery and back!

I don’t wanna get on my followers wicks, so I’m asking! Would you guys like to see more of my fashion designs on here (produced and unproduced), should I upload them them just to my personal tumblr, or should I make a fashion-design specific blog? But for the record, I’d only be likely to update it a few times a year - I don’t do this a lot.

WOAH NO WAY YOU DESIGNED THIS? I would love to see more of your things holy crap. This is an amazing skirt and I’m sure whatever designs you do have are all really awesome!! :D (ALSO THANK YOU I REALLY WANTED TO BUY THIS)

izzy-springbolt:

is this ok can i have this blanket please

geth-metal:

 

jhameia:

Cover of Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” on the koto and shakuhachi by Team Kozan 

that shakuhachi player is really rocking it

(Source: thegreatbarrierreef)